The Fellowship of the Wedding Rings
The Bride
Lisa Keogh
Lisa Fun Facts
- When Lisa makes a grammatical mistake, the dictionary updates.
- Lisa does not sleep, she waits.
- Lisa can rip a page out of Facebook.
- Lisa can slam a revolving door.
The Groom
David Bogar
David Fun Facts
- David once went skydiving and his parachute failed to open so he took it back the next day for a refund.
- When God said “let there be light”, David said “say please”.
- David once beat the sun in the staring contest.
- There is no chin beneath David’s beard, there is only another fist.
The Maid of Honour
Réiltín
Réiltín Fun Facts
- Réiltín once took a lie detector test. The machine confessed everything.
- Réiltín has a diary. It’s called the Guinness Book of Records.
- Réiltín can speak Braille and hear sign language.
- Réiltín can play the violin with a piano.
The Best Man
Steven
Steven Fun Facts
- Steven can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
- Steven doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
- Steven once kicked a horse in the chin, its descendants are now known as giraffes.
- Time waits for no man, unless that man is Steven.
The Bridesmaid
Vesna
Vesna Fun Facts
- Vesna invented airplanes because she was tired of being the only person that could fly.
- Vesna’s cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
- Vesna doesn’t take showers, she only takes blood baths.
- Vesna doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
The Groomsman
Péter
Peter Fun Facts
- Peter once punched a man in the soul.
- Ghosts sit around camp fires & tell each other Peter stories.
- Peter once climbed Mount Everest in 15mins. 14 of which he was building a snowman at the top.
- In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Peter.